Sunday, September 4, 2011

The pallet that turned to the dark side (of Canada)


me - "I wanna make a Canadian flag out of this pallet."

son - "Why?!?"

me - "Because my party is patriotic themed this weekend. Grandma had flags all over so we need one too. But I don't want this big huge red and white thing on the mantel..."

I had big plans. I was gonna make me a wood and black Canadian flag. And have every one of you wishing you were a Canadian. I could vision all  of you humming our anthem and running out for farmer jackets after this blockbuster. This was gonna be BIG.


Please. Someone remind me to get a real sander. This clamp and sand variety flips these things off like my dog sheds hair.

Tool sponsors would be wise to contact me. I can't stop sanding these things it appears...





My decal/stencil worked!

(I made the decal myself on my sign making apparatus. I'm not selling cut decals at this time)


Brilliant, right?

Not really. But I tried it anyway. Here and there and everywhere. And hated it. It reminded me of someone painting their own car with a sloppy paint brush. During a dirt storm. In the dark.  With their eyes closed. It depressed me on the mantel and was even too... whatever for my son's room.

me - "Why isn't this working?!?"

son - "Mom, it looks like the dark side of Canada."

Oh. That's why.

Well, I'll have you know, I shall have no pallet do me in! So I messed up made up my bed with my new sheets I haven't shown you yet and got to work.


The new look is a crisp splash of creams, tans and blues....


...  because of the cute sheets I scooped up for $5.


So... can that ugly pallet look nice with all this fluff?


Sure... if you cover most of it up. :)


Hoity toity design talk...

"The depth from the feline tone aids to marry the rustic flag accents, anchoring the room so the components don't have a tendency to float within all the dreamlike features."

Are ya buyin' it?


Awww... look. A message... (I swear it was there)


And a little Jeanne Oliver handbag on a sawhorse just sweetens the deal, doncha think?


My new messy bedroom gone to the dark side. Of Canada.


"Teddy! Are ya buyin' it?"



I think Canada just froze over.



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